As Central Oregon’s self-appointed “Rock And Roll Border Patrol,” The Substitutes have been defending our (and your) right to rock since 1996. For nearly two decades we have dedicated ourselves to honoring the tradition and integrity of what it means to be a rock band by excluding other music genres from our set. Rock and roll is what we do. It is all we do. This means you are always guaranteed to receive an undiluted dose of 100% organic, USDA Prime, gluten-free, range-fed rock and roll; with no unpleasant side effects or aftertaste. Not too heavy and not too light, The Substitutes are as all-American as baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, Chevrolet and shelling out four bucks for vanilla chai latte.